Adam Atkinson

• Adam is quite tall
• Adam throws a mean party
• Adam reads more political blogs than you do
  

Amy Portenlanger

• Amy is a proud Saturn owner
  
• Amy is at least a little German
  
• Amy laughs louder than you do
  

Brian Gray

• Brian got a B in college
• Brian loves a good clam bake
• Brian can pontificate longer than you can
  

Greg Gillotti

• Greg is on the radio
• Greg has smashed a wall in the name of improv
  
• Greg will take a prank farther than you will

Nilesh Shah

• Nilesh has the longest resume out of any of us
  
• Nilesh's wit is as sharp as a good cheddar
• Nilesh owns more Rancid t-shirts than you do
  

Scott Baumgardner

• Scott has a variety of awesome hats
  
• Scott discovered the mystery of Squirrel Hill's green tea
  
• Scott has a longer voice mail message than you do